schway: Used to describe something for which one has a strong affinity.
Whoah, Pizza Hut, skitterback son! *click click click* skittle: An extremely inconspicuous act of revenge that results in no real harm done, but nevertheless provides the person seeking revenge with a sense of satisfaction. So that's what Chrissie and Sarah and I decided to call it. Used by skaters and surfers in reference to something that is awesomely cool. spelunky: A lunkhead who's a legend in the caverns of his own mind. One who is in a state of constant forgetfulness, or loses track of time. Pass over that shimmy' There were beans and all kinds of shimmy there. According to Townsend, the band functioned as his "outlet to freak out", and his two main projects, the more melodic The Devin Townsend Band and the aggressive Strapping Young Lad were "supposed to be the positive and the negative". shasta: An average to ugly-looking person that you'd sleep with anyway if nothing better is around.
Strapping Young Lad - WikipediaSprongle: To sustain a light injury to the wrist, ankle, knee or shoulder, mid-way between a wrench and a sprain, usually vanishing within two days. squink: an unidentified animal, from the english squirrel and skunk i hope that squink isn't rabid. Slap me sideways! I'm on a diet and I gained four pounds. starbucking: going to Starbucks--also starbuckification, starbuckified. The sudden realization that you're doing something worthy of a Jerry Springer guest. silly rabbit: the look of amused disbelief you give someone for asking a stupid question, inspired by the trix cereal commercials I asked if I could borrow his new car and he gave the silly rabbit sillying: Joking around. Someone who beats up or otherwise humiliates a person that you could not, or did not,reprimand for wrongs done to you; a substitute basher or revenge-getter. Short for surprise, often in the form of a small unexpected gift. The squawker's pitch is unbearable After Nancy Kramered into my office for the last time, she squawked on and on about her last meeting. subliquitous: To lack a firm grasp of a large vocabulary. A phrase that denotes nonsense or is used as a non-sensical response to a question or comment. I thought it would be fun to make up definitions for these funny words. shamalamadingdong: A doo-wop term to express excitement. To inadvertently poke holes in an important paper while attempting to write on a soft or unstable surface. Sanies: Supersane people, who upon closer study, may in fact prove to be insane. smackdown: Said when someone is attempting to pick up someone else. I felt full of sassitude wearing my new snazzy boots. shoot the tube: To survive a bout of heavy drinking and hit the golden inebriated euphoric stage without throwing up or passing out. A term used to describe money or an amount of money. skunty: Someone who's rude, boorish, and suffers from poor hygiene to boot. Japanese yakuza hairstyle. I know you don't believe me, but I really did see that UFO, sinseriously.
Balding Celebritiesschooned: What an individual looks like after too many schooners of beer. Look, Billy, that guy has a snitchenflaren for his balls. Anniston hairstyle.
Mullet (haircut) - Wikipediaskedaddle, skidaddle: To go away, or get out of the way. Rick's brother's an ultimate subber--he lets us get away with everything. A person who excels in either uncleanliness, laziness, or some other form of repulsive behavior. everytime he smiles at me, i get all squooshy! Past tense form of squeeze I just squoze a zit. Spider hairstyle. when you twist a quarter or half of a paper towel and fold in half to stick into the open of the cola or beer can and keep fresh when putting an opened can into the refrigerator. v unattractive that food/clothes/boy/etc is sickus! sideass: when a girl has lovehandles She is having a little trouble fitting in those jeans with that sideass